AI Slop Simulator
◇ CORPORATE TRAINING SIMULATOR v0.1 BUILD: APR_26 · STARFIELD GAMES

AI Slop Simulator

The numbers go up. Humanity goes down.
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A satirical idle game about automating the entire AI content pipeline — from humble prompt templates to autonomous combat drones — while civilization politely disintegrates in the background.

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About the game

AI Slop Simulator — a satirical incremental / idle game about automating the entire AI content pipeline — from humble prompt templates to autonomous combat drones — while civilization thrives politely disintegrates around you.

» CLICK. » AUTOMATE. » PRESTIGE. » WATCH THE NUMBERS GO UP.

§ 02 TRANSMISSION 001

Two minutes of gameplay.

§ 03 SYSTEM MECHANICS

Generate. Automate.
Profit. Repeat.

Six mechanical systems. One inevitable conclusion.

01
20 ASSET TYPES

20 asset types of slop

Blog posts, stock photos with the wrong number of fingers, eBooks of circular reasoning, and eventually weaponized deepfakes.

02
12 SUBSCRIPTIONS

12 Parody AI Subscriptions

ChudGPT, MidLifeCrisis, CoPilfer, Clause. Spend $SLOP on tokens, spend tokens on slop. The ouroboros feeds itself.

03
40+ UPGRADES

Prestige Through Startup Pivots

Reset, earn HypeCoins, unlock 40+ permanent upgrades across 8 branches. Then Judgment Day and the numbers go exponential.

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13 CONSEQUENCES

Watch the World Burn

13 consequence penalties. Markets saturate. Congress panics. The Dead Internet Theory is confirmed — 99.97% of traffic is bots.

05
17 RECIPES

The Content Studio

17 craftable recipes across 4 tiers — from "Viral Social Kit" to "Infinite Leverage Machine: Zero quality. Zero accountability. Infinite scale."

06
117 ACHIEVEMENTS

117 Achievements

Including "The Good Ending" (prestige and do nothing for 10 minutes) and "The Luddite" (prestige without AI subscriptions).

§ 04 VISUAL FEED

Unretouched footage. Recovered from the archive.

SLOP-001 ARCHIVED
AI Slop Simulator gameplay screenshot 1
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SLOP-002 ARCHIVED
AI Slop Simulator gameplay screenshot 2
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§ 05 AUDIO·DEPT

20-track
original
soundtrack.

Bitwize Music scored the whole collapse. Optimism to dread in under 80 minutes.

  1. 01 Click to Begin 2:14
  2. 02 Dead Internet 3:41
  3. 03 Judgment Day 4:58
  4. 04 Scorched Silicon 3:12
  5. +16 Additional tracks redacted. —:—
Hear more in the demo →

Preview — "Dead Internet"

128 kbps STEREO SIGNAL OK ◆
§ 06 FINAL TRANSMISSION

Out when it's out.

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